主演：罗温·艾金森/吉姆·布劳德本特/麦肯锡·克鲁克/尼克·弗罗斯特/托尼·罗宾逊/西蒙·佩吉/瑞秋·史蒂eee
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语言：English
地区:UK
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类型：喜剧
上映时间：2005-03-12
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用户标签：短片,英国,喜剧,憨豆,搞笑,RowanAtkinson,SimonPegg,Rowan_Atkinson
片长：14
imdb编号：tt0460946
PeterPiper,aphotographer,visitsalaboratorywhereaspiderplantwithteethhasbeencreated.Piperattemptstotakeapicture,butisbittenonthebottombyaplantcomingdownfromtheceiling.
Piperleavesthelabviaabackdoor,sitsinadarkalley,sweating,andbeginstoturngreen.Hismolecularstructureisshowntobechangingwiththetext"Thismeanssomethingverynastyishappening".Whenhewakesup,hefindsthatwhenhestretches,plantsshootfromhisarms.Heisalsoabletoclimbwalls.Suddenlyasweeper,whoisalsocrawlingonthewallandcleaningthewallsappearsthere.
Piperisthenshownsittingonaroof,whenheseesthatJane-Maryisgettingmugged.Hegoestosaveher,butherealizesthatheneedsacostume.HeappearsinthealleyinanIndiancostume,afairycostumeandeventuallyinhisSpider-Plantsuit.HesavesJane-Mary,whofallsinlovewithhim.HesuggeststoherthathemightbePeterPiper,onlytobetoldthatPiperisaloser.
Spider-PlantManisthenshownlandinginanalleywhereanothermansaysheishisenemy.PeterguessesthatheisTheGreenGoblin,DoctorOctopus,theItchySkull,orNotTheHumanMan,butitappearstobeBatman.Batmantellshimthatnoonecaresabouthimanymoreandthateveryoneonlywantsspidersnowadays.HenolongerhastheBatmobile,owningonlyadilapidated"Bat-Clio".EvenRobinhasabandonedhim."Apparentlyhewasonlyinitforthemoney."HetellsPiperthathehaskidnappedJane-MaryandPiperguessesthatsheisonTowerBridge.
Spider-PlantManswingsthroughLondon,wonderingwhereTowerBridgeis,whileBatman,whocouldn'tgethisBat-Cliotostart,takestheUndergroundtoTowerBridge.JaneMaryisboundtoaflagonTowerBridgebyBatman.Spider-PlantManandBatmanbegintofight,wheretheyaremistakenbyareporterforFathers4Justiceactivists.Peterfiresaspiderplantathim,followedbyBatmanthrowinghisboomerangandthebattlegoeson.
Batman'ssidekickRobin(playedbyTonyRobinson)arrives,andmakesadealwithBatmanfor20%oftheprofitsonBatmanproductsandaRobinmobileandstartsattackingPiper.WhilsthangingfromTowerBridge,Spider-PlantManmakesadealwithRobinfor25%onallpajamasalesandhisowncerealbrandwithrealmarshmallows,RobinswitchessidesandattacksBatman.Batmanispunchedoffthetowerandlandsonthereporter.Hehijacksascooterandgetsaway.
Spider-PlantManandJane-Marystarttokiss.RobintellsPeterit'stimetogoandmomentslaterPeterpuncheshim.HethenasksJane-Marywhethershewillmarryhim,andsheresponds,"Who'saskingme,Spider-PlantManorthemanbehindthespandex?"Hereplies,"Youchoose".Jane-Maryisthenshownlyinginthesunonabeach,nexttoPiperwhoisstillinhisSpider-Plantsuit.